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Kings Approved Sample product

Coffee Snob

Coffee Scale with Timer

$ · Under $25 Panel score pending · sample listing

If he already cares about coffee, a scale is the gift he meant to buy and didn’t. It lives next to the kettle.

The unglamorous tool that makes his morning cup consistent.

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Skip it if He drinks coffee for the caffeine and does not care how it tastes.

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